Best Dressed
Dorith Mous
The hair. The dress. The look. It’s everything.
2. Naomi Watts
This dress is absolutely gorgeous. Coupled with the jewels, this look is amazing. I wish her hair was different. This is a very close second for best.
3. Cate Blanchett
This is high fashion. Not my favorite Cate dress of all time, but she does it well.
4. Lady Gaga
Pants under a train of a dress. This is fashion and I love it.
5. Olivia Munn
The color and sleeve and silhouette. I love this.
6. Margot Robbie
Golden Goddess
7. Charlize Theron
This is Hollywood glamour.
8. Rachel McAdams
The back of this dress is stunning.
9. Jennifer Lawrence
Love/hate relationship with this dress, but I think I like it more than I don’t like it.
10. Pryanka Chopra
Beginners luck – this is a beautiful dress.
The Hotness
Henry Cavill- WOWZA yum. Nardo looking dapper as usual, Sam Smith looking one stomach flu away from emaciated, and Common looking awfully “white” at the Oscars.
The Worst
Heidi Klum
You’ve been punked America, Heidi tries to look the worst every. single. time. Mission accomplished, again.
Amy Poehler
Has to catch a flight to Japan after the show.
Alicia Vikander
Be. Our. Guest. Be our guest. Put our service to the test.
Olivia Wilde
What Princess Leia chose not to wear at the end of Episode IV.
Sophie Turner
350 thread count Egyptian sateen cotton.
The Couples
Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn
Eddie Redmayne and his wife
Taylor Kinney and Lady Gaga – Does anyone see Gaga? Me either.
Chrissy Teigen and John Legend – Hot couple alert!
Matt and Lucinana Damon
Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber – gorgeous couple of the night
Sly and Jennifer – “mmmmmMMMhhhmmmm”. “MMMMMMMmeeeehhhhhMEHmehhh”. A conversation between these overly plastic people.
Leo and Kate – I never let go!
Odds and Ends From the Red Carpet
Super couple of the night who did not show up together but should have.
This kid.
“My hair is higher than your hair.”
“No it’s not, I teased the shit out of this nest.”
I saw this dress on Miss Teen Colorado in 1990.
Who invited her? (Former View Co-host Debbie Mattenopoulos
Mother of the Groom
As seen on Miss Teen Massachusetts 1990.
The Show
Best joke – “Jada Pinkett Smith boycotting the Oscars is like Me boycotting Rihanna’s panties. I wasn’t invited.”
“Best Black Friend category.”
“They unplugged the real Ray. We don’t need two of these.”
“I’m a Danish Girl” *eats danish* Tracy Morgan
Best Costume Design winner ate at Cracker Barrel this morning.
Best Production Design at least wore her fancy leggings and pearls.
Can someone get that woman who just won for Best Hair and Makeup a stool?
Marco Rubio just won the only thing he is going to win this year, Best Animated Short.
Were you disappointed too when Patricia Arquette said, “And the Oscar goes to Mark….Rylance”? He was really good, but I love Mark Ruffalo.
Stallone is probably pissed that he won’t ever have another chance to win an Oscar.
WOW – that was Diane Warren’s umpteenth nomination and her “sure thing”- sad for her.
Standing ovation for Leo – a very well deserved win for him FINALLY!
Spotlight winning was no surprise to me, I loved that movie and thought it was a well deserved win.
*****
Chris Rock does it again, hosting an excellent Oscar show. I thought he was great handling all the controversy. I love when he makes himself giggle. Overall I thought the show was kind of boring, so I don’t have much to say about that. It was wonderful to see Leo finally win his first Oscar after so many nominations and excellent performances. Alejandro G. Inarritu is truly having a time in history. What a talent. Mad Max ruled this year in what was a strange array of Best Picture nominations. Overall, Spotlight being the winner is the right choice. Until next year!
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